Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
Randomize
