i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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