What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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