Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
I am apparently in rockville maryland. I just threw up my tater tots I had fro brunch in a safeway parking lot. Then ordered a pizza. Pepperoni and pineapple. I'm sitting in the parking lot, next to my barf, waiting for my pizza. WOOF. Someone just gave me an oxycontin tab. Can u come get me? I'm scared
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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