remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
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