Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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