i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
i think im in europe. pls send help
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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