handjob tips. give me some.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
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God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
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