SEEEEXXX PLEASE
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
what is it with giant penises always finding me
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Randomize
