I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
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Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
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He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
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