Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
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