So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Randomize
