I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
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