The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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