Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Why are your pants in the freezer?
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