Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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