Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Silently passing ghastly beer farts as I move around the bridal department at Tiffany's. Call it my contribution to the holiday spirit.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
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