Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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