Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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