do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
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you are never too drunk for berry picking
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
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Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
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