do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
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No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
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It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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