you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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