dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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