whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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