do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
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He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
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He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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