i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
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just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
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This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
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