I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
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im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
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You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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