I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
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