thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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