Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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