Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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