I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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