Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
Operation Purity has been aborted
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
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