If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
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Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
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Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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