erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
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Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
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In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
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