i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
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No period for spring break; use this wisely.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
PS: I just woke up from my shower
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
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We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
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