How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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