dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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