Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Randomize
