Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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