I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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