What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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