my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
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A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
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I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
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