i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
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When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
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He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
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