That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
i drank out of a bidet.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
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