i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Randomize
