Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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