Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
he shaved USA in his pubs
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
is wine microwaveable?
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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