so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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