idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
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