She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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