she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
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