Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
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I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
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Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
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