I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
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