You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
Randomize
