Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
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