I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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