Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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