This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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